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Marsupial
Amusements
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1.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a
sheep? |
1.
A woolly jumper. |
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2.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an
elephant? |
2.
A lot of damage in the countryside. |
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3.What
marsupial swears a lot? |
3.
A Cuscus. |
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4.
What do you get if you cross Elvis Presley with
a Wallaby? |
4.
A Rock Wallaby. |
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5.
What kind of Australian animal has money named
after it? |
5.
The Euro. |
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6.
What kind of Australian animal has bow legs? |
6.
A Bandicoot. |
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7.
What kind of Wallaby doesn't wear any clothes? |
7.
Unadorned Wallaby. |
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8.
Who was Skippy the Kangaroo's favourite cowboy? |
8.
Hopalong Cassidy. |
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9.
Why did the Kangaroo go to the cricket? |
9.
He wanted to see the Wombat. |
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10.
What Australian animal can't feel pain? |
10.
The Numbat. |
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11.
What Australian animal likes to plot storms? |
11.
A Planigale. |
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12.
What Australian animal needs to go on a diet? |
12.
A Fat -tailed Dunnart. |
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13.
What Australian marsupial supports Pauline Hanson? |
13.
The Red-necked Wallaby. |
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14.
What marsupials are always hard to catch? |
14.
The Agile Wallaby. |
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15.
Which kind of kangaroo is a fruit? |
15.
The Pademelon. |
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16.
What kind of Possum lives in a bee hive? |
16.
A Honey Possum. |
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17.
What is the sweetest Australian animal? |
17.
The Sugar Glider. |
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18.
Which native animal is not very brave? |
18.
The Yellow-bellied Glider. |
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19.
What Australian Possum must have once come from
Ireland? |
19.
The Green Possum. |
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20.
What Australian marsupial likes races and gambling? |
20.
The Bettong. |
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21.
What Wallaby must have North American Indian relatives? |
21.
The Black-footed Wallaby. |
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22.
Which native animal likes brown paintings? |
22.
The Dunnart. |
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23.
Why did the Bandicoot go to the Post Office? |
23.
Because he had to pay a Bilby. |
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24.What
kind of Kangaroo wears glasses? |
24.
The Spectacled Hare-Wallaby. |
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25.What
animal is named after a saucepan of kangaroo stew. |
25.
The Potoroo. |
